NO, GWEN, HOW IS IT YOU CAN WRITE OVER 1,500 WORDS OF STORY WITHOUT HAVING ANY ACTUAL DIALOG AND THINK IT'S ANY GOOD.

THE ANSWER IS YOU CAN'T.

STOP RUINING BONES' LIFE.

is carving swirls into your hand considered self-multilation even if you're only doing it because they look cool?

K SO TOP MODEL MARATHONS AND PLENTY OF TIME AND NOTHING ELSE TO DO MEANS I WASTE VALUABLE BRAIN CELLS ON THOUGHTS LIKE THIS:


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"AHH, BELLE."

"GOOD MORNING, I'VE COME TO RETURN THE BOOK I'VE BORROWED"

"FINISHED ALREADY?"

"OH, I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN. HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING NEW?"

"LOL NOT SINCE YESTERDAY DICKHAT"

"OH THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL BORROW... THIS ONE."

"THAT ONE?! BITCH YOU'VE READ IT TWICE."

"WELL, IT'S MY FAVORITE; FAR OFF PLACES, DARING SWORDFIGHTS, SHAMELESS GAY SEX, ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL.

My Christmas was sparse in terms of presents, but that's all right as small things./random acts of kindness make me most happy.

My favorite gift was from a very good friend, and she got me my very own CPine cardboard cut out, which made the dogs go bonkers and startles everyone who walks into the room. I'll pose with him and ( Read more... )